Monday, August 21, 2006 - Allergic To Chick Flicks
   To all you women readers out there I need to warn you that this blogger is ALLERGIC TO CHICK FLICKS. Even minimal exposure to chick flicks can result in a severe allergic reaction.
Here are the warning signs of those allergic to chick flicks: staring blankly, bored senseless, irritable, fidgety, or falling asleep.
If your man is showing any of these symptoms, move the man away from the chick flick. Do not bother him about not liking your movies. For faster recovery show the man a movie that depicts violence, kick-ass fights, explosions, weapons, fast cars, blood, or nude women.
Prevention is always the best medicine but in the interest in getting chicks we men will often make theses sacrifices and see a chick flick with you.
This has been a Medical Alert to all you chicks out there. Even a Reformed Christian man like me has testosterone pumping in my veins and we crave manly movies like a James Bond or Tombstone.
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